So I get this fresh-ass box packed full of the new JSLV line. Crispy Tees, smooth sweaters, new-era fitted hats and a gangster throwback beanie.
I thought to myself, this shit is so fucking fresh I’ll bet it could make even the heshest dude on earth look like a model. So… Two tall cans later I had recruited the two dirtiest dirtbags I know. I’m talking straight “Heavy Metal Parking Lot” hesh. These two dudes (who claim they are brothers) kick it behind the shop everyday. Smoking, drinking, trying to sell “Laurence Welk sings Christmas” & “Sounds of the rain forrest” CD’s out of a duffle bag. As a matter of fact, I actually heard the one with the short hair (I dont know their names, so I don’t get busted for harboring a fugitive or any number of weird things that could happen with these two) trying to buy $120 worth of food stamps off of some dude for 60 bucks.
The thing is… Beyond all thought or reason, I WAS RIGHT!
Look at the before and after pictures of these derelicts… JSLV made them look straight golden.
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