No skating but rad nonetheless

This chick used to strip at Hustler club in sports arena. Poo Screen swore he was gonna marry her.

She also lives or lived on my block.

I used to see her playing with her kids a couple houses down from mine.

If you don’t know who this chick is, she is the whore who broke up Jesse James’ and Sandra Bullock’s marriage.

But the real awesome irony of her forehead tattoo is that it says “Pray for us sinners”. Which must be pretty rad to look at while getting domies. Especially cuz she is down on her knee’s drinking some sort of life giving liquid.

Your bitch sucks, mine doesn’t have to…

I will respond to the most qualified candidates within the month. You will have an oral interview. After that, we can see what varieties of job’s you are comfortable performing. Great personal style is a MUST. Culinary experience preferred. I offer great benefits… As well as generous compensation (mostly physical).

Thanks for your interest in the position.

-Tosh 

Your Bitch sucks, deal with it.

This is The Corner’s new weekly segment. Advice about women from the last two dude’s you should ever be taking advice from. Tosh & John. But you know what? Fuck it, ‘cuz there isn’t anyone else to get forewarning from. Bitches are off doing some dumb chick shit, trying to play games with your head, always. Time for us to get back into their heads!

From now on send your questions you want Lupfer & I to answer to ToshsCorner@hotmail.com , or just leave them as comments. 

P.s. No matter what you think, she does suck. Deal with it.

P.p.s. We love women at The Corner. No disrespect. But c’mon, you girls know you are crazy.